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i don't want to die, but one day i have to. this book is a sequel to life doesn't last forever. it is about my life and it's random and funny. if you haven't read my first two books in this sequel, i suggest you do that before you read this one. enjoy this book, and remember, you only live once. :)

this is a book about cats. including cat memes, facts, and much more. this book is not only for cat lovers. ;) enjoy!!

this is a scrapbook about my cat, mitsie pie. her real name is mittens, but everyone calls her mitsie pie. she's so adorable and a great poser. enjoy looking at photos of her!

thinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, and laughter is all included. if i was you, i would start reading. and remember, life doesn't last forever. (': highest rank; #10 in humour, don't remember date.

one day life has to come to and end, but then what's the point of living? my second book of complete randomness. sequel to 'life doesn't last forever'. if you haven't read my first book, i suggest you read that first. enjoy this book, and make the most of your life. :)

girl: hey, it's over boy: wtf?! why?? after all i did for u, this is what u do for me!? u asshole!! boy: it's ok, that's why i slept with three of ur best friends, u prick ass! girl: ...i was talking about the movie boy: ooohhh... how was it? girl: fuck u bitch

there were three friends, and one of them heard a true story that if you jump of this certain cliff, you would turn into whatever you say. so these three girls went to the edge of the cliff. the redhead jumped of first, yelled "eagle!" and flew away as an eagle. then the brunette jumped off next and yelled "hawk!". she turned into a hawk and flew away. then it was the blonde's turn. she started running, but she tripped and yelled "crap!". then she turned into a pile of crap and landed with a splat at the bottom of the cliff.

Without any knowledge about her family or even her last name, Dani finds herself surrounding by a world filled with bad boys, crime, murder and horses. With the help of a strong family unit, that she falls into, answers slowly begin to surface along with more dangers and an ever present underlying love for a headstrong, stubborn, overprotective cowboy...

Ali always wanted a horse of her own, her grandparents wouldn't let her get one because her mom died on a horse. Ali's best friend has a terrible accident one day. What will come out of this? Will her parents sell her sell the horse of their daughter's dream or will something stop them. Will something come out of this for Ali and take Ali to new heights?