ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE// The book of the most random shit you'll ever read. One shots, mini stories, preferences, and imagines of all sorts. If you're into annoying hoes, sloths, gold medals, pizza, MLG peeps, druggies, shit cunts, horn dogs, Russian whores, Spanish hoes and a Canadian bitch this book is for you. (; Lots of fucking swearing in all language. Don't blame shit on us if shit is wrong, Google Translate does dat for us. Written by the biggest shit-head on earth, also known as @Satanic_Sloth (used to be @basicfandom too but she left me) Stay slothy hoes, :D

This is a fable about a sloth and it enemy

Doin slothy stuff

MLG SLOTHS :>

This very short book describes how to become a sloth in 6 simple steps. Enjoy! <3