*NOT EDITED* This is for the boy who made me feel like me. This is for the boy who makes me laugh and smile. This is for the boy who made me feel like I belong. This is for you, the loveliest boy.

The worlds worst pickup lines. Some may be sexual, some may be geeky, corny and alla that good stuff. Enjoy. SOURCES: gotlines.com everypickupline.com

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

This story is dedicated to my BFF Anna Lowry (@dolphinthefish1). She is the bestest friend a girl could ask for! Im glad i met her. She is an amazing author and i highly recomend her book 'Lily Potter and the missing auror' (Lily Potter fanfiction)

*TRIGGERWARNING* *NOT EDITED* Poison only hurts if you swallow.

"Oh how I love you, sweet Cecilia Roe" ***TRIGGER WARNING*** ***NOT EDITED*** Events, names, actions, and such are completely 100% coincidental. If these are related to you, please know that it is a coincidence so please don't comment saying how it is related to something you have done/ know someone who has done the things in this book. Thank you

*NOT EDITED* B A S E D ON A T R U E S T O R Y I'm out of my mind and she's out of this world +++ The thoughts of a girl slowly breaking down

"You're a lost girl in a lost world trying to get her voice out there. All you want is to be heard."

(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the way. Zombies aren't the only thing to fear... Copyright © 2013 by N_D_Iverson All Rights Reserved. (Warning: This is the unedited, raw first draft) **The edited and polished version, with bonus content and a never before seen chapter, is now available on all eBook retailer websites!**