Answer this following questions: 1. Are you a guy? 2. Do you want to become bad? 3. Are you a nerd? 4. Do you want a good girl? 5. Do you want to laugh? 6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed) 7. Have you ever laughed in your life? 8. Do you like food? 9. Do you like GOOD food? 10. Do you have a vowel in your entire name? 11. Do you want to become a badboy? If you said yes to two or more of these questions you, yes you, are qualified to become a bad boy. Pick up (what ever device you're reading this on) get cozy in a blanket and learn the master ways of becoming a bad boy. (THIS BOOK IS NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK)

Winter finds herself in a peculiar situation at her new school. It's as if everyone is living a... CLICHE? Join Winter as she figures out how to navigate her cliche world. *** Have to heard of "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story" No? Well go check it out! This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form. You know all those cliche stories? Well this is as many cliche stories as I can shove into one! Looking for a cliche story? Come on, read! (Has some humorous aspects)

"You are mine. You belong to me. The somber you accept it, the quicker you will learn to love me." - Skylar is a normal young adult ready to face the world-or she was. It was a simple trip to New York City with her best friends for her 18th birthday, how could anything go wrong? Prada, Chanel, cat walks, it was all up to her. Just a walk alone in Central Park, see the city, draw a little. Big mistake. Suddenly she sees Alpha Leo advance upon her, and she can do nothing but wait. She is a human after all. Or, maybe not. Who knows? Skylar certainly doesn't. - nerd

Most people don't know, but there is a lot that goes behind writing a book. Thesaurus websites will become your best friend and you will spend countless minutes sifting through articles. Any who, this book will show you exactly how my friends and I write a book. Right down to the very last curse word.

Literally random things.

So there happens to be this guy. Yes, I know. It's always about a guy. Well, she's a teenage girl, what do you expect? But anyway, the guy. He's...nice, supposedly. Ashlynn Johnson, however, couldn't care less about him. Ash, as her friends more affectionately call her, is more focused on soccer than anything. It's Harper that really matters. You see, Harper is Ash's best friend. Now nothing seems bad yet, right? That's where you're wrong. Harper has a major crush on this supposedly nice guy. And, Harper is seriously frightened when it comes to talking to guys. Ash, however, is extremely outgoing and, stubborn as hell, so she does anything she wants. And when Harper pulls the puppy dog eyes, Ash stupidly agrees to help out her friend land this guy. Ash doesn't want to, and knows that all of this is eventually gonna go to shit, but, she has to try. Even if it might all blow up in her face. Which it does. *CURRENTLY UNDER-GOING A LOT OF EDITING*

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)

Isabella Meyer has been living in New York City for two years, moving there after her parents' fatal car accident, but because she was busy with her career, she knows pretty much no one. She decides it's time to meet someone, but, when that someone happens to have the same name as the main character from her recently finished novel, Shane Sanders, she is immediately suspicious. He's dashing, mysterious, and everything she imagined him to be, and she can't help falling for him. As they get closer, more problems arise back in Kansas City, and things start to get weird in New York; she has some tough choices to make not only for her happiness but for her safety. cover by mintigoodness

"The only way to start something, is by ending another." - Unknown — I look around the circle, "Ok, ummm...these really aren't my thing and never have been. And especially when it involves talking about myself, so, I'll just start with the basic's. Hi, my name is Olive, and no, my last name is not Pendergast, for those of you who are obsessed with Easy A, and I have had a hard time in my life trying to deal with an incident that happened a little over four years ago." They look at him. "Oh, Austin? He doesn't really talk much." — It wasn't a lot, but it was what she needed and that was good enough for her. He sat there while she ranted, she sat there while he didn't. He sat there while she sang, and she sat there while he painted. There were no words needed, but there were millions of them exchanged everyday. This is the story about Austin and Olive, two idiots that decided to go to Burger King on a Saturday at 11:30 at night. I mean, why not right? It's Burger King. - nerd

I feel like the title is pretty self explanatory, but if you want to learn anything else about it you should probably read the book. It's literally a guide and story about how you stalk your neighbor. And, dare I say, it's ducking genius.