" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

Dan loves his job. The lights, the stage, the adoring crowd. But he has a rule: No kissing or sex at work. No feelings. Phil loves his flat. He avoids clubs, parties, and social gatherings with his roommate Pj. He's quiet and reserved. Unexpected events lead Dan and Phil right to each other, and each of their lives change drastically, for better or for worse. [[stripper!dan au, phan, boyxboy, nsfw smut in some chapters (I'll warn you beforehand)]]

Sequel to Discovering Love! Dan is only just now aware of the fact that he loves Phil Lester, but at the wrong moment, because Phil hates him. He makes that very clear, in the way he successfully ignores Dan. But Dan is desperate, because the longer he and Phil are separated, the more his heart is breaking, and pretty soon he won't be able to deal with it. Does he have what it takes to make Phil love him again? Or will he always be hated by the boy with the blue eyes.

Clue is in the title Read on my fellow danosaurs and philions

Dan Howell is a fuckboy. He has sex with whoever he can and then dumps them, regardless of gender. But when Phil Lester, a new student, enters Dan's life, will Dan change his ways for the boy he loves? Or will he toy with his heart just like the rest? (Disclaimer::: guys. this is dumbest fic i have ever written and it is that way ON PURPOSE!!! this is supposed to be stupid and cringey, don't think i'm actually serious PLEASE)

one typo changed his life. {lowercase intended}

It is Phanfic that is all

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

Part 2 of the infamous series. You asked for it, so you got it - this is the sequel to You're The Straw To My Berry! If you haven't read YTSTMB, it would make sense to read that first but it's not 100% necessary.