disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

This is a collection of preferences that use the dumb fanfic moments everyone hates. It will be humorous and point out all the clichés that everyone hates to read. Requests are open for topics! Enjoy! Coming Summer 2013

******WARNING: ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS AND POINTLESS****** You'll never believe the twists on these poems! Check out The Most Hilarious Interactive Poetry serious of all time!

this is how you annoy the sh** outa people when you are in elevators :3