Aria Slater is the best babysitter in town. Everyone knows who she is and everyone wants her to babysit their children. Hello Aria is a band that all teenage girls seem to love. The four members of the band seem to have everything they want, but everyone doesn't seem to see that they're just troublemaking teenage boys underneath all the fame and glory. When Aria is forced backstage during one of their concerts and their manager overhears that she's one of the best babysitters in town, she hires her to babysit the four teenage boys. Seeing how much their manager is willing to pay her for her services, Aria takes the job without a second thought. How hard could it really be to take care of four famous teenage boys? Apparently, very hard. When the boys do something that catches negative media attention, their manager forces them to enroll in Aria's school so they can see what it's like to be normal teenage boys. But as Aria gets closer to the boys, her biggest secret gets harder and harder to keep.

A mysterious tunnel stands in Carter's town. Ever since a little girl, she was told to always stay away from the tunnel. Danger lurks inside of it, and that scared Carter. No one was ever able to see the very end of the tunnel; even daylight couldn't shine through it. Now, 19 years old with such curiosity, Carters friends drag her back to her childhood memory, pushing her into peer pressure and forcing her to see what's really in that tunnel. But, little did Carter know, in the tunnel, there lies a deranged and messed up boy waiting for the next one. » Many fictional and creepy sounding creatures. Do not read in the dark and or if you do not favor horror. * REWRITTEN VERSION UPLOADED NOW *

So i decided to make this mini "book, bible" thing. If your bored or just want to giggle. Or just some things that you can relate to being part of the 5sauce fam. Read this. Trust me. At least read one page. ☼ These are all made by meh ☼ Daily pages made.

Never in my life has my mom ever said something so horrible, so disgusting. Never in my sixteen years of living, have I heard something so awful and cruel. When Mom said those five words, I felt like my world was ending, and that my life was over. "You're going to high school." Now, I know what you're thinking. What's so bad about high school? Well, nothing if you're a normal, responsible human. But, that's just the thing. I'm not human. I'm a vampire. And, I've watched a hundred human movies to know that high school is horrible. My life has officially ended.

It's a thoughts book, not a rant book. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS D: I HATE MY OLD SELF I WAS SO #DUMB IVE CHILLED OUT DAMN WHY WAS I SO ... OK UM PLS DONT READ :D I'LL PROBS MAKE A NEW ONE SO WATCH OUT

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

Natalie Acosta has always been a normal girl until the day she bumps into Zayn Malik from One Direction. Now, she has five admirers and is faced with the choice of who to pick. The boys, each set on winning her heart, fall apart without even realizing it. Now they must choose between the band or Natalie, whichever they choose ties will be torn. Co-written with Amani COPYRIGHT Carry_You 2013 A/N: This was written when I was 13 and very inexperienced, so expect major clichés and humor.

In every war, it is important to have a plan. I like to think my plan is quite similar to the Union's plan during the Civil War - The Anaconda Plan. Mine was the Cade Jefferson Plan, and I wanted to squeeze his neck like an anaconda anytime he talked. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Darcy Chapman used to be on top of the world until the floor was pulled from under her feet. She lost her friends, her boyfriend, and her spot and now she is at the bottom of the food-chain. The one person she loathes is now in her place and she cannot stand for that. The plan? Start a war and use Cade Jefferson as her pawn. This should be easy enough, right? Right? • Humor #673 - 7/18/14 • Humor #987 - 8/26/14 • Humor #845 - 8/27/14 • Humor #961 - 11/11/14 • Humor #804 - 11/16/14 • Humor #735 - 11/28/14 • Humor #590 - 12/21/14 • Humor #574 - 12/22/14 • Humor #995 - 12/27/16 Completed 11/24/14

What if there was someone who can even the odds, someone who can give klaus what he wants and fight him at the same time. Mya is Elenas twin sister, when her parents died on the bridge she went down with them and died, well thats what everyone thought. now she's a badass vampire slayer, and is back in Mystic Falls to wreck hovoc and capture some hearts...