Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

funny, cute and nice zodiac posts for you all ♡ Note - I don't make these, I get them off Tumblr, Instagram and Google Images. These may not be accurate, they're made for entertainment so don't get butthurt or take them too seriously.

"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." <><><><> Harper is your typical good girl. Shy, quiet, and reserved. So everybody is surprised when she manages to land a guy like Evan. Prom King, quarterback, ladies man. Evan introduces her to a new world, a world of popularity. And Harper tries to be the best girlfriend she can be. But one night, it all falls apart, and Harper is left in a mortifying situation. Naked. Luckily the River boys are around to save the day. After a few pictures of course.

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the people involved. My limited commentary, which is confined to brackets in each entry, is meant to provide the relief of my current perspective, fifteen years later. The UnSlut Project: Working to undo the dangerous slut shaming in our schools, communities, media, and culture by sharing knowledge and experiences.

There are five things that I hate: 1.) Arrogant Guys 2.) Guys who have girls falling at their feet and they proceed to use them 3.) Guys who assume everyone loves them 4.) Guys who ride motorcycles 5.) Strawberry Ice Cream And Grayson Carter just so happens to be 4 of them. Even his name sounds like a celebrity's: Grayson Carter. The boy is everywhere; he lives down the street from me, he goes to my school, our mothers are even longtime friends yet he doesn't even know my name. The only place I can get away from him is my part time job at the library and the day he comes sauntering in looking for a job is the day I just might go insane. ROMANCE - TEEN FICTION - HUMOR Title Thanks To - factorfate --- --- I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE PICTURE IN THE COVER. I SIMPLY SLAM DUNKED SOME WORDS ONTO IT. I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE. I SIMPLY FOUND IT ONLINE.

ᴊᴀᴅᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇɢᴀɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴀʙɪᴇs ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ sɪsᴛᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍᴇɢᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴀᴅᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜʟɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ʙᴀᴄᴋ sʜᴇs ᴍᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ sᴜᴘʀɪsᴇ. ᴍᴇɢᴀɴs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɢᴏᴛ ʜᴏᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs 1. ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ 2. ʜᴇs ғᴏᴜʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ (ϯɾίɡɡεɾ ϖαɾηίηɡ αηδ ί մԹδαϯε εѵεɾψ ϖεδηεςδαψ)

This is a sequel to my previous book "5SOS Shit". Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first book, please do! :) CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Humor #447/Fanfiction #723 9/9/14 Credit to Tumblr :) COMPLETE :)

Just a bunch of funny things related to 5SOS I found on random places. Check out my next book!

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21/14 ranked #90 in humor :) 12/5/14 ranked #129 in fanfiction Credit to Tumblr :)