For 15 years, Daniel Howell has trained as an undercover spy and policeman for an agency called SACM (Secret Agency of Criminal Management.) When his commander assigns him to an easier case - a simple drug bust - he meets his suspect, Phil Lester. Once he proves if he's innocent or guilty, Dan can simply leave and go on with life. But what is it about this particular suspect that causes the pain in Dan's chest? Can Dan simply move on after this? Will his strict commander even let him? Rated: 10+ (graphic situations)

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TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?

Phil Lester is a shy, awkward, talented tattoo artist. One day, a flower shop opens across the street from the tattoo shop, called " Violets and Virtues" Phil thinks he'll find no interest in the pastel place, when he meets Dan Howell, a florist who works front desk, and is completely smitten. ( I do not own Dan or Phil, and the picture on the cover is not mine either.)

To be honest, not many people can say that they got adopted their heroes. Well I can... My name's Hazel, I'm 18 now and I've been up for adoption ever since I can remember really. My parents died when I was only 3 months old so I don't really know much about them, but I guess that's not too bad. When I was 15, I got adopted by my hero's youtubers Dan Howell and Phil Lester. This story has been twisted about a lot by press and fans but here's the story of what really happened... a/n: some people may consider some parts depressing, i have put a trigger warning at the start of the chapters with the parts in but i just thought i'd tell you here as well.

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.

Dan Howell is a young, pessimist biology teacher whose life revolves around teaching high school kids, Professor Lester {as students like to call him} is a funny social teacher that teaches the arts of literature.

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

"Love is blind." - Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales: The Merchant's Tale. "Love is the state in which man sees things most decidedly as they are not." - Friedrich William Nietzsche, The Antichrist "When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column." - George Bernard Shaw, Three Plays for Puritans, Preface A punk!Phil and teacher!Dan story. Dan is a school teacher with not much of a social life. Phil is a tattoo artist with too much of a past... When they collide how will their worlds merge? This is NOT a safe story: there will be reference to suicide, murder, rape etc. later on, which will be indicated at the beginning of the relevant chapters. I'VE FINISHED PART ONE NOW AND I'M IN THE PROCESS OF PLANNING PART TWO THEN I'LL UPDATE

Dan and Phil are both secretely in love with eachother, but both are too scared tell one another. So, when at a party they are both dared to tell the truth about eachother, will they finally open up? Or just shy away like how it has always been? What will happen then?