Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

𝗘𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 ＃𝟭 || Infamous as a latecomer, Rainie found herself expelled from her current school due to her unpunctuality. Her seemingly ordinary life began to take a strange turn when she was forced to enroll in an unknown and suspicious institution located in the middle of a forest. She entered as a transferee in Tantei High, advertised to her as a school for extraordinary people. However, before she could even fully understand what was happening, ravels of mystery and conspiracy about her background and identity started lingering around Rainie. Would she be able to bear the truth once she learned that her whole life was built on a tragic lie?

PUBLISHED ON AMAZON --GET PHYSICAL COPY OR EBOOK ALSO AVAILABLE ON BARNES & NOBLE www.sofiaqholand.com Merchandise also available Tori lived with her dad and little sister. She never expected to have a stepmother, much less a stepbrother. But whats worse is not only one stepbrother, not two either. No three stepbrothers. But it gets worse, the three boys just happen to be the three triplet sport stars of the school. The same three boys that have gone out with nearly all those girls that wear short short skirts. The same three boys that are known as 'The Parris Sport Brothers.' What happens when the four are mixed together and agree not to tell anyone that there brothers? What happens when the four are forced to get to know each other? What happens when they have to learn to live with each other? After all its just one year right. All of them heading to college next year. Just one year right? One hectic year of broken hearts, sibling feuds and bonding, of out of nowhere events. Read the book to find out what happens to Tori. Started 2013 Completed 2017 Published 2020

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to mind her own business and gets in a lot of trouble. Follow her in her adventures! Start reading it now! I promise it won't bite(but it can scratch XP)! cover done by @TheFunkadelicArtist (I did it ^.^)

Sarcastic comebacks

Highest Rank #5 in Humour - Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling. Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board. Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.

Who is a nerd ?? A person who is a bookworm ? Someone who wears big glasses ?? A loner ??? Meet Neveah Gail Huber, nerd of the school. She is not the usual silent loner. She is outspoken, brave with a whole ton of ego. If you lack brains, she won't look at you. Meet Easton Eugene Dale, jerk of the school. In line to be the Alpha. He gets what he wants. Everyone loves him but he loves none. What will happen when the fates pair them together ??? NERD GETS A WHOLE NEW MEANING !!! Trailer By CaptainSwan97- Only Chapters till 25 available, further chapters have been removed.

I got some of my jokes from: -My sis - Comebacks to use~ (book) - And myself

This is a story inspired by Lewis Caroll's Alice in Wonderland. I have actually merged a few ideas I have obtained from different stories. Summary: Alice, a girl who liked telling lies ended up in a world called Liar Game. The name of the world is as it means, which meant everything in the world were settled by games, especially poker to see who was the better liar. Alice went on an adventure to beat the four fallen gods alongside Tet, the God of Liar Game. Throughout her adventure, she meets strange people who are not found in her origin world. Join Alice in her adventure as she meets many obstacles along her journey.