Who knew that texting "Beep Beep Lettuce" to some random number would finally get you a love life?

"Let us not Panic! Or Fall Out, for our romance is forever at heart"

You are Matt's sister and you are forced to drop out of college when you find out that Matt was nearly killed by one of his roommates. Upon seeing your brother after a few years, however, you meet two of his best friends. But one of them can't seem to be comfortable when talking to you. He's always so nervous, but he never is to anyone else. Hmmmmmm... [DISCONTINUED]