This book will contain heart-warming and heart-wrenching facts that will provoke feels. Prepare yourself mentally, emotionally, and physically before taking a dive into my book of Percy Jackson facts, the occasional Heroes of Olympus, and The Trials of Apollo facts. achievements: ranked #14 in humor - 6/19/16

a cute boy moves in next door to nico, who's too much of an introvert to give a fuck. somehow, he falls in love anyway. turkish translation by the wonderful disolace: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/imTJxepKdC some info you should know: this part is lowercase intended. the actual story is NOT lowercase only. if swearing bothers you, not reading this fic would be good. trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters when necessary.

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

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