Billdip Fanfic Human bill, rarely to never any triangle

••• Alternate ending to "Not What He Seems." What's really going through Dipper's mind at the end of the episode? Rated T due to some violence/gore, mild language, and some suggestive themes. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything! All characters belong to Alex Hirsch. Sorry if any grammar is incorrect. •••

"Alright, Bill." Dipper sighed, "What crazy deal do you want to make?" "Why I simply wish to take you on as an apprentice." An apprentice? He ...hadn't been expecting that. "But wait- um- that is, why me?" "The truth is kid, you've got real potential. It's not just a knack for magic. You're inventive too. I could use more friends like you." What if bill made a different sort of deal in sock opera?

Dipper trains with crystal, Waterclaw, and musical nightmare gaining more and more power. Bill makes it difficult along the way and mabel never gives up her search for dipper. I do not own gravity falls. It belongs to the genius ALEX HIRSCH. I do not own any of the crossovers I make in this but The plot belongs to me so don't try and steal it SUCKAS.

I don't have the time or energy to finish this. I'm sorry to all who liked this story I'm just no longer interested. :(

Pacifica is fed up with being her parents toy, and she's decided the best way to break free of that is by starting to do what she's always wanted to do.

As the title says only outlaws live in Monster Falls. The Pines twins think Monster Falls is just a fairytale to scare little kids...until they get sent their. How did that happen? Their innocent right? Think again. Want to find out more about Monster Falls? Ask the twins and maybe they'll spill their victims guts.

When The Author lends Mabel his first journal, she finds something in it she's always wanted to find--A page on a real live unicorn. She convinces a very unexcited Dipper to go find it with her, and well, hilarity ensues. Based off a scene from the SDCC trailer. (THIS IS NOT CANON!)

ASS???? GHOST??? TRINGLE TRANGLE???? LAWERS? WOWIE YAOI!!!!? ? GAY SPACE ROCKS MOMMY. (reading aloud is recommended)