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The Bro Code by joecool123
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WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he knows they'd never do that either. They've got each other's backs. That is, until Carter's sister, Eliza, returns from Australia. Unfortunately, Eliza is basically incredible, and Nick almost immediately falls head over heels. The two begin to form an undeniable bond that crackles with electricity - and spells a whole lot of trouble. Nick is about to find out that codes are made to be broken. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]
My Kidnapper Compares Me To Bottom Feeders by GingyAndTheBrunette
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Previously "I Was Kidnapped By A Group Of Horny, Foreign Mermen" Blair Walsh never thought monsters were real. That is until she steps onto a creepy ring of little white mushrooms, passes out and wakes up in a cove filled with sharp-toothed, webbed-feet, colorful Mermen. She makes it out, only after having a major freak-out because they want her to bear their children, and gets back to her home city of New York. The plot twist is: she was followed!
I Am Reese by sprittals98
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Reese has always dreamed of being a YouTube star, but all she's done is make rant videos that she never posts. So when her younger sister finds them and puts them online as a prank, Reese thinks her life is over. But surprisingly, people think they're hilarious. On a confidence high, she decides to make these video diaries every week (with the help of a hot neighbor). Soon "I Am Reese" is the biggest thing in the country. But when so many people love you, there's gonna be a few that do just the opposite.
A Kiss From Cupid by __ajx__
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"Aren't you a little too young to be a psychologist?" I eyed him suspiciously. "Aren't you a little too sane to be seeing one?" He countered with an amused smirk. "Touche." Meet Payton Quinn, your average teen who has problems with love like everybody else, but with a Mom who worries maybe just a little too much and ends up sending her to a Love Psychologist. Meet Damon Saunders, Cupid's son. His Dad is punishing for slacking off all his life and of course he get stuck with Payton. Only way he can go back to his carefree lifestyle is if he Payton find her match and get them together by posing as her new psychologist. But what he doesn't know is that matching Payton isn't as easy as he thought... Will Payton give in to Damon and be with who she was meant to be? Or will she deny her fate and destiny and go after who she really loves?
My Life with the Walter Boys [Wattpad Version Sample] by authoralinovak
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NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-
Superman Stole My Panties by Kissmyoops3
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Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything falling apart. A mysterious masked man dressed in all black appears out of no where, saving not only her life, but the rest of the restaurant's as well. And thus begins the meetings between Avery and the masked man. He hasn't claimed a name for himself, yet the media has been all over him. Unoffically known as The Man With The Green Slash, he has taken a liking to Avery. His arrogant attitude matched with the mystery of him leaves Avery curious for more. And soon she finds herself struggling to figure out who the Green Slash really is under the mask.
Remy Unenchanted by kierra97
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‘A seventeen year-old fairy godmother trainee gets a new assignment: The hottest GUY at school. Easy, right? Wrong.’ Magically poofing in somebody’s bathroom while that somebody is taking a shower is not the best way to start off a friendship—that, Remy learned the hard way. After screwing up her previous mission months ago, Remy, a teenage fairy godmother trainee, gets another assignment. And it’s not just another assignment: She’ll be having a MALE ‘godchild.’ To make it worse, he is the school’s hottest guy, a.k.a. Kyle Hughes. Oh, and let's not forget that she had a major crush on him since, like, forever. But when she magically appeared in his shower, everything went wrong. He hated her, he called her a pervert, he was convinced that she was deranged and mentally-retarded, and he didn’t want her help at all. But with Remy’s wish to have a full-on career as a certified fairy godmother at stake, she’ll do just about everything to find Kyle’s happily ever after, even if it did involve quite a few tricks, snakes, broken magic wands, more of her famous screw ups, nasty witches who are out to get her, and her heart breaking. Question is: What about HER happily ever after? Well, with her magic wand and her awesome poofing skills, anything is possible—NOT.
Believe Me, I'm Lying by JordanLynde
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When 17 year old Harley finds herself jobless, she needs a new job-- and quick. Her uncle comes to her house with a job offer. For her to become a teacher at his school. A school for delinquents. Watty Awards 2010 Winner of Best Overall, Best Romance, Best Female Lead, and Best Cast!
Falling For You by kariilee23
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Liam's always there for Elena no matter what. When Elena goes back to school to be accused of something horrible, Liam's there for her like always. He always got her back especially when they've been best friends for as long as each other could remember. For Liam, he has feelings for Elena that are more than just friends. The thing is, Elena only thinks of him as her best friend. Then comes in Drew. He hates Elena at first but after the misunderstanding, feelings start to bloom. Elena takes interest in Drew and Liam sees that. As much as he wants to be more than friends with Elena, he couldn't do that. It would be too selfish of him. After all, if you loved someone, you would do anything for them. Even if it's giving up your own love. When summer comes, Liam does something that makes things awkward between Elena and himself. Things get complicated especially when Drew comes in. You think love is hard? Try falling in love with your best friend.
The Bad Boy Is Possessive by BrittanyLeigh8
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Is it possible for a bad boy to be your saving grace? Well for Farrah Bryant it was. After she finds out her boyfriend of six months has been cheating on her, who do you think was there to help her through it all and most importantly get revenge? That's right. The notorious school bad boy Brody Bauer. Just that name alone was enough to send people into hiding. However for Farrah she couldn't have been happier to have him on her side. Especially when it comes to destroying her ex Blake Coleman. Although nothing comes without a price and, Farrah is just about to figure that out when the school bad boy starts making some demands of his own. What could be the reason for this bad boys sudden interest in helping her? And what is it with his hot possessiveness? There is only one way to find out!