" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Brendon Urie Fanfic

"Daniel James Howell and Phillip Michael Lester have escaped England's grasp yet again. Will these criminal masterminds ever be stopped? Are we all safe?" Then the TV flicked off. "Hey!" I cried, turning around to see none other than my partner in crime, Phil Lester, standing behind the couch with a frown on his face, and his colourfully tattooed arms crossed, remote in hand. "It's all bullshit. We don't need to be put down by the news." Phil groaned, throwing the remote down on the seat next to mine. "I'm not put down by it, it boosts my confidence," I smirked, reaching for the remote. "I feel badass." I said, attempting to grab the remote, but Phil pulled it out of reach. "You are badass." Phil rolled his eyes, emphasising the are. "That compliment won't sway my frustration, Lester, give me the damn remote." I said, getting frustrated. "You can have the remote when the police catch me." Phil grinned mischievously. I blinked a few times, confused on what he said. "Oh? Is that so?" I played along, "And when will that be?" "Never." Phil said, his voice deep, before skipping away, remote in hand. ~ Contains graphic content. Murders, gore and sexual scenes will take place. Read at your own risk please be responsible.

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer