Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

"I strike again, putting all of my energy into the blow of the whip. He screams again..." This is not your average Werewolf and Vampire story. This is a more dark and edgier version than you have ever seen. If you ever find yourself bored with typical, obvious story lines, have a read. I promise you will enjoy it. Just a WARNING this story contains intense, graphic scenes. Enjoy :)

Jailean is a nerdy, timid and shy 17 year old who secretly fears that she is slightly crazy since she has been hearing demonic voices inside of her head since before she can remember. Exactly 2 weeks before her 18th birthday, she is approached by a handsome stranger claiming that he is her mentor, her INCUBUS mentor and that she is the daughter of one of the most powerful Sucubi who was mistaken for a human in the hospital and given to a human family. After that revelation, her inner beauty surfaces and after years of bullying and taunting, the same boys start pestering her, causing her to become slightly sadistic with her powers. Will Jailean continue with her sadistic plans of will she move on when she finds her 'other half'.

Everyday innocent lives are taken by savages who enjoy the rush of murder. After witnessing her parents demise by these so called savages, Deva Martinez devotes her life for taking these people out. She has made a name feared in the Underground districts as 'Karma'. Her code name represents how she takes out her victims, by using their tactics against them. But no matter how ruthless and heartless she is, she is still a 19 year old girl who has the time and ability to regain who she once was before the travesty that is her past. Colton Hays is a name well known in the 'tracker' (a person a who captures criminals for reward) business. After losing his parents at the age of five and being forced to live with his alcoholic uncle, he made it his life goal to set justice to the likes of people who killed his parents. When he acquires the same victim as the legendary assassin 'Karma' and hears her story, will he try to fill her heart. Or, will he end up the victim of hers in the process?

Jacqueline is just your normal average teenage girl until her world is turned upside down when she is bitten by a radioactive spider. Jacqueline looks up to Spider-Man, like everyone else in New York, but she takes it to the extreme when she almost replaces him as the neighbourhood hero. Not only that, but she isn't using her powers to help others as much, but for her own personal issues. Will Peter Parker be able to talk some sense into her? Will she be able to realise that the real enemy is the enemy within herself?

Juliet Saunders wants one thing and only one thing. Revenge. Throughout the beginning of her high school career, she was mocked and tortured for being the "fat girl." Just about every single person in the school contributed to the traumatizing, but there was one boy who seemed to have it out for her worse than anyone else. Austin Mahone. When Juliet moves from San Antonio, Texas to Miami, Florida for her father's job, she took that as the perfect opportunity for a transformation. Juliet dropped enough weight until people knew her as a complete knockout. She even knew that she was. Just as expected, her and her family moves back to San Antonio after the scheduled two years for her Senior year. Juliet knows it won't take long before she can get revenge on the boy who she's hated for so long. Will she be able to wrap Austin around her finger with her new looks? Or will something happen that will change everything?

You and Logan are going on a date little did you know that you and him would get in a car accident so know its up to Logan to find a way to get you out the coma will Logan be able to get you out the coma to propose?