He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

we've all read the milk fic. and we've all regretted it.

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✓~ Percy Jackson has had a crush on Jason for as long as he can remember, tall and handsome, the perfect leader, gorgeous blonde hair, the list goes on and Percy loves all of it. Only the thing is, he's got no chance. The football captain and prefect with the slightly-punk-skateboarding nobody? Yeah, no. Lucky for Percy, he's got his best friends Annabeth Chase and Piper McLean. And so starts the mission to 'Woo Jason Grace'

✓~ Small Bob is a simple cat, he knows his place and how to live. Sadly, his human doesn't. Percy Jackson is a fragile thing, he needs Small Bob and the blonde and brown haired girls to survive (but specifically Small Bob). Small Bob has helped his human through thick and thin, love, heartbreak, happiness, loyalty and more. So here is Small Bob's guide to how to care for Percy Jackson

✓~ There are two people in Piper McLean's life who she loves more then anything; Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. Though her feelings for Annabeth have started becoming more then just friendship. Only problem is, Annabeth is already in love-- with someone else.