If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Poot finds Doot and they find that they are similar.

I DO NOT OWN THIS I found it on tumblr and I thought "holy gee this is amazing I have to share it with the world" SO HERE YOU GO *I did make a few teensy changes though (There are a bunch of parts to this, and I will keep on adding them. So stay tuned my friends!)

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out

A collection of wonderful Shrek stories. All credits to the Internet and myself. And Shrek

☻ how do you get over mcr? you don't ☹ ©tylerjoseph-

Well let's see ... I have done things at my school that teacher disapprove of, so why not make it a trip to Hogwarts? Where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Where smart-allicks/nerds remind you of Ravenclaw, kind-hearted people remind you of the Hufflepuffs, to where the gullible, brave students remind you of the Gryffindors ... and well, you can guess that the Slytherin's in your school are the next 'Crime-stopper' criminals. So take a hop on down memory lane, where we brainwash you and make you laugh till you cry!