She was invincible and unfixable. She was the woman you'd been warned about since you could walk. She was the smile that robbed a million dollars, and twice as many hearts. {Written 2013.}

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

As far as lazy roommates go, Death is probably as bad as they come. Rosa Delgada only wants a nice, ordinary weekend. When some guy claiming to be the Reaper comes knocking on her door, any plans of normality are thrown straight out of the window. Now she's got to worry about Death sleeping on her sofa, the forces of evil hunting down her new roommate, and - worst of all - all the post-break-up comfort food she keeps eating. And to make matters worse, Death is almost certainly going to go down in the record books as being the universe's least helpful roommate. He may be a horseman of the apocalypse but he'll be damned if he doesn't do the dishes. But life's going to get a whole lot harder for Rosa. Death's sudden holiday is resulting in some grizzly repercussions, and now all of the Underworld is out to drag him back. There's only so far sarcasm and strawberry ice cream will get you.

𝐆𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍. 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘!!!!!!!! After a disappearing act she pulled two years ago, Alyson Court joins the living in the Manhattan high society with a big bang after getting into Harvard MBA program at age twenty. The young socialite makes her way through designer-wearing wannabes, exams, high-profile parties, rumors to fulfill her mission to right the wrongs that had happened to her. Keeping her family out of the loop, she exacts her revenge while keeping everyone else at bay. She is smart, she is beautiful, she has God's money, she is emotionally unavailable: she is Alyson Court. Think of her as a mean version of Karma, but with shinier hair and health insurance. Her journey to get what she wants the most is marked by scandals of national scale, impeachments, blackmail, betrayals, divorces, marriages, careers ruined, failed businesses-- Page Six should sponsor her. Follow the young heiress, Alyson court, as she avenges herself in a crooked society, armed with an iron will, a steel heart and a diamond mind. ___________________________ I wrote this when I was younger so it's terrible. 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥, 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞, 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐏𝐀𝐃 . 𝐓𝐡𝐚

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Artemis and Holly got married, but they have a secret. [UNEDITED and poorly written. Read at your own risk.]

Cody has just lost the love of his life, Peyton. He' s losing his mind without her, just like how she lost hers.