My boyfriend or should I say ex-boyfriend Luke Hemmings was on tour when one morning I woke up to see "Luke and Arzaylea" trending on twitter. Of course I called him in 3 seconds flat. "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARZAYLEA?!?!" I scream at the top of my lungs into the phone. "Babe what are you talking about? " I can hear the guilt in Luke's fucking voice. "What. Is. An. Arzaylea? Am I saying it right? Do you need me to fucking spell it out for you? A-R-Z-A." Luke interupts me, "She's no one. Nothing happened." "Oh hell to the fucking no. Don't fucking talk to me fuck you! Tell my brother to call me." I wait to see what he has to say before I hang up the phone. "No babe please, Michael is gonna kill me." His voice changes into a more panicked tone. "Good, I hope he does and if he doesn't I will. Tell him I can't wait to see him when he gets back home. We have a lot of family bonding time to do since I don't have a boyfriend anymore. It's really a shame too the fans liked me, but I'm sure they will love this skank just as much." I hang up the phone.

5 seconds of summer preferences. All of our 4 Aussies. ✌️

Mackenize Rivera is a five year old girl with a terrible past. She hasn't spoken a single word in a year. When she is taken away from her father she is put into Sunshine Acres Orphanage. After a year of struggling, Mackenzie's time is here. Someone wants to adopt her. Will Mackenzie come out of her shell? Will her father ever give up on trying to find his daughter?

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~