Written by Pseudthisyafucks on Ao3 - [Jack goes into a dark alley with a dumb idea and Felix has to come to his rescue.]

-An instructional manual that explains the most imperative steps to cuddling in a leather jacket.- Jack is an adorable, pastel boy who lives in a pretend world of perfection and innocence. But he's had a past of horrible relationships and now lives with a marijuana-smoking man-whore named Felix. Jack is living under horrible circumstances, but Felix keeps the wool pulled over his eyes with promises of protection from others. Mark lives in a frat house with some of the most intimidating guys on campus, but in reality, they're all goofy gamer guys that just so happen to love heavy metal and piercings. Jack and Mark met one day in July during a heavy metal concert; not under the best circumstances, but it sends them both into a spell of quixotry that will last for the rest of their lives. (WARNING - this book discusses sensitive topics such as: Physical abuse, sexual abuse, emotional abuse, substance abuse (drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes), severe anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.)

"you always call me pretty and it makes me angry because i like when you call me pretty, but you shouldn't be calling me pretty, and i think there's a part of you that knows you shouldn't" "i'm sorry" "it's okay-" "no I mean i'm sorry you feel that way, if i see something pretty, or see something that i like, i'm going to acknowledge that, because beautiful things deserve to know they're beautiful, i couldn't care less what gender you are, you're fucking stunning, and i hope there's a part of you that knows i'm right" [a story in which an egocentric irish boy named jack always thought he was straight until this sanguine and facetious boy from his schools basketball team suddenly obtained the confidence to tell him he was really pretty]

He's too scared to go to the police. But the police get him eventually. He doesn't want to hurt anyone. But he keeps hurting him. He doesn't want to leave him but... A Septiplier fanfiction ~ brought to you by my lack of a social life.

~A One-Shot collab with the amazingly talented CardboredProductions, first place winner in my One-Shot/Story Competition for their awesome story "Love, Mark"~ No one knows why the words are there. Everyone just has sentences etched onto their forearm. They've been there since anyone can remember. These words, when spoken to you, reveal your true soulmate. The first words your kindred spirit will ever speak to you. But perhaps not everyone's words are what they thought they would be.

Jack's life wasn't going in the best direction. His girlfriend had just dumped him, all his 'friends' were to busy to talk to him, and his YouTube channel was going through a hard time right now. One day, Jack gets an email from a friend. It's a link. The link leads to a website titled 'Google IRL'. The website states that they will pay anyone willing to try out their new product. Jack decides to go with it, figuring he could use the extra money. Little does he know that that decision would change his life forever (Warning: possible future smut. I will add other warnings at the top of each chapter if it comes to that.)

regret

Basically the tittle. Warnings: smutty content between two males.

::DISCONTINUED:: just random little ideas/ficlets i write about septiplier!

This Book/Guide Is Good For The Traits/Personalities And Moments Of The Two Misfit Creations!