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  • Ella Was
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    Ella was beautiful. Ella was fast. Ella was gone. Ella was never coming back.

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  • The Christmas Crusade [NaNoWriMo 2015]
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    "We are the Christmas Crusade, here to- Oh shit, who the hell hangs metal candy canes above the fireplace, what is wrong with you!" In which a a reindeer hating Moose, Santa Claus, and a Jewish elf try to bring the Christmas spirit by breaking into the mayor's house, remaking the Polar Express, and kidnappin...

  • The Christmas Wish List |bar
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    Dear crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.

  • The Bell
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    It rings for people who believe