A collection of some poems, or as I like to call them, phoems... Because it's like Phoenix... And poems... Like a... Like a pun? I'm incredibly lonely...

pain is beauty. {cover art drawn by me, pieced together and colored by @queen_mycroft, my best friend, son, and grandmother}

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

Q: How long have you and Dean Dobbs known each other and how'd you meet? Jack Howard: We’ve known each other from the age of 14 and we met in maths class. We bonded over Panic! At The Disco. NOTE: This is a 'safe' fanfiction. There is NO self harm, eating disorders or suicide included in this story. Rest assured that you should not be triggered while reading.

Joel Wyatt is a lowly call center representative who works for the "big, evil empire". No, really... the maniacal CEO of Vaig Communications has battled against some of the greatest costumed crusaders the world has ever known. Not that that has anything to do with Joel; he's just trying to keep the peace with his girlfriend, Gwen, make time for bowling with his buddy, Spliff, and afford the ever-rising rent prices in Denver, Colorado. But strange things are afoot in the 303 area code, and suddenly, Joel is finding himself face to face with the sort of heroes, villains, and giant, radioactive monsters that he used to only read about on his news feed. If he's not careful, Joel might just move from being a spectator to an active participant in a series of events that could change the course of history itself... and maybe even his own life.