❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

The Little Android is a retelling of The Little Mermaid, set in the world of The Lunar Chronicles by New York Times-bestselling author Marissa Meyer. When android Mech6.0 saves the life of a handsome hardware engineer, her body is destroyed and her mechanics discover a glitch in her programming. Androids aren't not meant to develop unpractical reasoning or near-emotional responses…let alone fall in love.

Modern day version of the Lunar Chronicles. Cinder Kai Scarlet Wolf Cress Thorne Winter Jacin including Levana, are all involved. They will go through the everyday struggles of life in high school. The plot of the story is much like that of "Cinder". (NOTE: obviously there won't be cyborgs in this story since they aren't real yet in our world. But Cinder will not be missing any limbs just to make writing this story easier) ***has been edited as of 7-24-17***

If you love the Lunar Chronicles almost as much as I do, then you should definitely read this! All of these little blurbs about the Lunar Chronicles are things that I actually do or plan on doing. #891 in Science Fiction on 2-19-15

tbh i wrote this a few years ago and it's kinda cringe for me to read i don't understand how people enjoy this

Second art book already? Yikes.... Welp, I'm Hannah/Artemis and welcome to my art book of wonder! XD I'm a bit of a psychotic dork who likes to draw and be weird. If you don't like; Art Rants Weirdness Crazy people Awesomeness Random funny posts Etc- then this is not the book for you! If you like all of the above, do come and join the fun? Haha... Yeah... I'm just going to sit here and laugh at my own jokes. Join me?

There are five things that I hate: 1.) Arrogant Guys 2.) Guys who have girls falling at their feet and they proceed to use them 3.) Guys who assume everyone loves them 4.) Guys who ride motorcycles 5.) Strawberry Ice Cream And Grayson Carter just so happens to be 4 of them. Even his name sounds like a celebrity's: Grayson Carter. The boy is everywhere; he lives down the street from me, he goes to my school, our mothers are even longtime friends yet he doesn't even know my name. The only place I can get away from him is my part time job at the library and the day he comes sauntering in looking for a job is the day I just might go insane. ROMANCE - TEEN FICTION - HUMOR Title Thanks To - factorfate --- --- I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE PICTURE IN THE COVER. I SIMPLY SLAM DUNKED SOME WORDS ONTO IT. I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE. I SIMPLY FOUND IT ONLINE.

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the pieces presented in this collection. Given this, I hope you enjoy! Sources are all posted in their respective chapters. Star ratings are subjective.

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*