Here are just some jokes that I hope will cheer you up. Enjoy! (Not all of theses jokes are original)

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Sophie Foster just wants life to return to normal after the Council issued her the circlet. However, once Magnate Leto announces that Foxfire will be holding a Formal Elvin Ball, things get complicated.... Enjoy this Keeper of the Lost Cities Fanfic! All characters belong to Shannon Messenger!

She's finally broken. After three years of being torn apart by bullies and picking up the pieces they left her in, Erin Myers decides that she's had enough and doesn't have the strength to face them anymore. So for her senior year she transfers to a new school; a public school. However, she has no doubt that her former bullies had made sure to tell everyone they knew about the mistakes Erin made, and the reason why she was being bullied in the first place. And they knew a lot of people. Fearing the worst, Erin takes precautionary measures: masquerading as a guy in this new school. Although she may have escaped the physical pain (for now), can she withstand the mental turmoil that comes with a new place and new people? She might be able to fight off the bullies, but how can she fight off her own heart? [cover by @MarbelisLugo <3]

Monsters are real. They have been for a very long time, but have learned to hide themselves well. Clarine Denz is one such monster, perhaps the worst of the lot. She's a killer, she's delusional, she has lost hope and she has no sympathy for others. To her humans are just toys to play with and discard when the bodies stop moving. She's also a lost girl with no true purpose who has nothing left to lose. At her lowest point she's fed a memory that's not her own. This memory is of a young man, Neel Ashe and his confrontation with a mysterious creature. This gives Clarine purpose and Neel a massive headache. What does the creature want? Why is it haunting Neel, and what makes Clarine deserving of its memories? Clarine will have to cross the continental US to find her answers, and Neel will be forced to deal with his demons on his own until then. To make matters worse darkness is spreading from the north, each day its shadow fingers reaching further and further into populated areas. Join an adventure to discover what Clarine is, what the creature haunting Neel wants, and how these two unlikely heroes are meant to save humanity from extinction. Please be warned, the story will include violence, vague depictions of sex, and light cursing. cover by @seventhstar

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and meets a strange winged boy who pulls her into a magical world she could never in her wildest dreams have imagined. Follow Hailey in her adventure as she learns more about her true heritage and discovers things she never would have believed before. (COMPLETED) Featured in Wattpad's magazine, Wattzymag. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2013 and 2014

Good days were about to be long gone for Lauren and her almost-perfect life. She knew going to Shull Island was going to be non-eventful but what she did not know was in what way. What will Lauren do when she faces the inevitable? *Credit to the lovely @itsmorphine for the cover (: *

❝Not knowing what the future will bring is a part of any journey. Yet life, the journey of life, is unlike any other. Crossroad after crossroad, red light after red light and twist after turn. Nothing is ever as it seems and mistakes are often caused by falling for the hoax of happiness.❞ Basically, it's just a few depressing thoughts and musings of mine. Cover by the brilliant @travestea

#1 for a month on the Fantasy-Action Hotlist. Wattys2015 Winner. Fourteen-year-old Luisa is focused on staying under the radar at her rough London school, relieved that the summer holidays are soon to begin. Exploring the ruin of an abbey at night, Luisa falls into the underground land of Cataindar. The catains are a cat-like race, possessing powers and magic that most humans could only dream of. They have been expecting her. As the catain abbot guides Luisa through their world, Luisa finds out that things in Cataindar are not quite as they seem. Old secrets are discovered, new loyalties are forged and a dark truth puts Luisa's life in terrible danger. Cataindar is the first in a planned series involving talking cats, giant rats and an ancient power that will change the world as we know it forever.