Meet 22-year-old Micki Wall, a matchmaker who knows the Dos and Don'ts of every other relationship except her own. When best friend Sydney Tellis sets her up on a blind date, Micki is thrown in a situation that threatens to make her life Hell (at least, by her definition). *EXPLICIT CONTENT* Prequel to Micki Wall, Troublemaker.

I Don't Give No Fucks About Nun But Getting Paid And Fuckin Hoes. Did I Forget I'm A Stud .? Yas I Like Girls And I'm in The WNBA Mom Died When I Was 5 But Hey We Gotta Go Some Way Right? Naa But Ion Got No Soul Imma Asshole . Plus I'm HeartLess . Ion Really Fuck Wit Love . But Its just Somethin Bout Her I Can't Explain ...

Gwen Galley is just like any other "normal" sophomore in high school, really. She has a crush on a boy she "can't have" and has parents on her back about her grades. Unexpectedly, she becomes friends with Gabby Stone, a girl that she (gradually) finds irresistible. One problem- Gwen is, (or thought she was) STRAIGHT. Read on as confusion, awkwardness, and (b)romance consume her life. Prequel to Ti & G: Power Struggle