Relatable and Hilarious tumblr text posts!

Five Elements. One school. In a world unknown to man, there is a place called Dimicel. Each person who lives here controls one of the five elements- air, fire, earth, animal, and water. 300 years ago Dimicel was ravaged by war, but now is a thriving and successful civilization. From ages 11 to 18, every child must attend Dimicel's School for Elements, where students live during the school year and go home for the summer. Ramaya Naciat, an air element going into her fourth year of schooling, is expecting yet another boring, typical two semesters. She brings with her only a suitcase, her wits, and her strength (oh, and her little sister). The year unravels much differently than ones past, and Ramaya, her sister, and her friends will be tested, share laughs, shed tears, fall in love, and discover things hidden since times of war. But one thing's for certain. It will be one unforgettable year. -~- WARNING: this is a very raw piece of writing that combines four years of writing and many plot discrepancies. Read at your own risk, but the writing and plot does improve gradually. Written collaboratively by Wien and Megan(purplepuppy202 and megamoo68)

Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)