Powerless, haunted by his demons, and exiled from Asgard, how is Loki of any power? Lyla, an esteemed member of S.H.I.E.L.D., enters his cell and notices something deeply hidden under his facade; suffering. Lyla has every intention to know this God more, but Loki intends on retrieving his powers and escaping back to Asgard, alive. He gets wrapped up in a journey with a mortal he never intended on seeing again. He won't let her get in his way. For Lyla is only a mere mortal. But being the God of Mischief, things never really go as planned. (Under Editing) Copyright © 2014 SunDanielle Trailer Made By: @Forgetful_Me Cover Made By: @Krisk

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Highest Rank: #88 in Teen Fiction Meet Aurora Winters, a perky, seventeen-year-old, good girl loner. Meet Jeremiah Summers, an ever angry, antisocial, eighteen-year-old, bad boy loner. What happens when their paths cross? Will "sleeping beauty" get her happily ever after? Read and See. ©2016 BookLover12300. All Rights Reserved.

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.