13 years ago, Discord's magic made two little girls before he was encased in stone. A earth pony with a wisteria coat and eyes that looked like two grape swirly lolipops and a baby draconequus with white hair. Discord left the girls with their new caretaker, Screwloose. Now getting ready to turn 13 the girls are going to break free their daddy Discord.

I MAKES ANOTHER ONE IF OFFENDED, TELL ME AND I WILL NOT CARE :) These are all my jokes.

This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.

I am very offended that you don't know that I don't care if you're offended of my jokes.

[ REWRITTEN ] Jokes. If you're offended, comment about it and complain to me how I am a bad person and would never read my books again. I don't care.