Hi all, this is my my experienced living with a rare sexual dysfunction. It's called Congenital Neuroproliferative Provoked Vestibuledanyia. I discovered it when I was 12 and couldn't insert a tampon-but I kept it a secret for 8 grueling years. Now, after 3 years of misdiagnosis I'm finally on my way to recovery. The road was long and bumpy, but I plan on making it out in the end.

Well, the description got deleted! So i'll just rewrite it.. What if Naruto wasn't the adorable failure we all know and love? What if he was a genius, that surpassed even itachi? What if he and the kyuubi became freinds? find out! PLEASE DON'T READ. I WROTE THIS AGES AGO AND IT'S TERRIBLE.

Naruto fanfic naruto hides behind a mask and when it breaks no one expected what would happened I do not own Naruto or any of the characters I wish I did but I don't oh and PS their is foul language throwout and some sexual content

Naruto, the one person you didn't expect to be a one in a generation genius, was one. With the goal in mind to become Hokage and getting acknowledgment but also having fun. He pretends to be dumb. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. *DISCLAIMER: I do not own "Naruto" or take credit for it. Nor do I own the pictures. All rights and credit goes to Kishimoto-sensei and those that drew the pictures ~

Updated as of April 17, 2020 AFTER retrieving Sasuke from orochimaru Naruto returns to the leaf.Instead of being given gratitude the villagers and shinobi attacked him leaving him to die.Kurama trying to save Naruto from death sacrificed himself into merging with Naruto to save him from dying. And used a jutsu to travel to another world in order for him to start a new life. Main chapters are arranged. Also RATED (M) MATURE CONTENT INSIDE..

Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out of training she's sent to a colony on the edge of space where contact has been lost. The colony's silence however isn't due to an equipment malfunction and Amber quickly discovers she's the last hope the BLINK organisation has to stop a threat to the entire galaxy. It may be her first mission but she'll have to use every ounce of her talent not just to stay alive but to prevent the destruction of all of humanity. [NB. THIS IS A WATTPAD ORIGINALS STORY] [[word count: 70 000-80 000 words]]

On Naruto's tenth birthday he is attacked by a mob of villagers who beat him the tie him to his bed then set his apartment on fire. Part Two is "A Tale of Three"

So this is a Naruto fanfic I've been working on for while.In this story we will follow my OC Rin Uchiha through her entire life, so from birth, through childhood, through the mesh with the first part of the actual manga/anime and then Shippuden. Disclaimer: I do own Rin and a quizilla user ShadowRose75 owns Suki that will be introduced later on but all credit for Naruto and the original plot/characters belong to Misashi Kishimoto.

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*

After his parents die, Harry Potter is left to the care of the Dursleys who do all in their power to beat the magic out of him... In result when he attends to the wizarding school of Hogwarts he is shy, reserved and flinchy. Draco Malfoy, a good hearted Slitherin forges a friendship with the shy boy, left out by all. But one day, Harry lives a terrible incident that changes the course of all his life... How will he deal with his handicap? Will we discover who did this? And most importantly. How will Draco react? 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸 Attention: This book does not follow the script of JK Rowling's golden books. In this "alternate universe" Harry is not "the chosen one". Voldemort was defeated by Albus Dumbledore weeks after he killed Harry's parents. Sooo yeah.... Attention: These characters were created and owned by the Godess of litterature herself JK Rowling, not by me nor by my dog. Thank you. PS: This is my first book, sooooo exited!!!! BEWARE THIS HAS TRIGGERING THINGS LIKE: ABUSE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ARE WARNED! PG-13!!