Story Description: Walang sakit, walang thrill. Hindi ka pu-pwedeng mabuhay nang hindi nasasaktan. Hindi nasasaktan ng PAULIT-ULIT. Ganoon kalupit ang buhay. Hindi ka lang isang beses magiging tanga. Hindi ka lang maloloko ng minsan. Kadalasan mas marami pa sa bilang ng daliri mo ang mga pagkakataong papaasahin at lolokohin ka ng ibang tao. Kung hindi ka matututo, hindi mo magagawang ipaglaban ang sarili mo. Kung mahina ka, palagi kang matatalo. Kung palagi kang aasa sa awa ng iba, kailanman hindi ka makakatayo gamit ang sarili mong mga paa. Hinding hindi mo sila matatalo hangga’t hindi mo nilalaro ng tama ang laro nila. That’s the rule of the other side of life. Play it or lose again. “Life can be so happy, and peaceful, but there’s always the other side of that. Suddenly you’ll realize that even the world that was created perfectly offers you a life that can make you miserable. That’s why you should survive. Learn how to fight...” –Faye Abueva I’ll tell you what is, the Art of Panloloko.

Dark things swarm around the city. Newspaper-boys are lured into houses, strange mansions whisper into musicians' ears, old men tell tales of vampires, drums boom in the Savannah, children worship false gods and priests begin to question the very foundations of the universe. And all this has something to do with a girl who has no name and a cat whose name nobody knows. A dark, surreal adventure, this book is my flawed tribute to weird-fiction and the writers who made me. A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY 2nD PLACE WINNER FOR THE HAND PICKED AWARDS 2017 - PARANORMAL CATEGORY RUNNER UP FOR THE ANTI-WATTYS 2015 Cover designed by @sublime- Trailer by @Welc0meT0MyW0rld