Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

100 WACKY Rules At Hogwarts! <3

When Poppy Lewis is kidnapped by the Napoleon of Crime, she is hurled into a dangerous game. She is threatened with death to help her kidnapper ensnare the great Sherlock Holmes. But Poppy gets clever. Escaping death once, she is forced to hide until it is safe again. Will she gain the upper hand over the man who is hunting her down? Or will she simply become another victim? Thanks to iEatPrayLuv for making such a lovely cover!

Sidney wanted adventure more than anything. She's fed up with her boring life. But being kidnapped by evil scientist wasn't the plan, neither was being rescued by the villain. A Doctor Who Avenger fanfic with a splash of Sherlock. (I don't own Marvel, Doctor Who, or Sherlock. I do own most other characters)