❝Ah, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a...❞

(Sequel to Midnight!) "I gave you my heart, only to have it broken." After Bella runs off leaving Edward confused and heartbroken, he goes to Abby for a distraction. Abby pours her heart out to him, loving him with every part of her. But when Bella returns Edward immediately runs back to her, leaving Abby broken hearted. And the only one to pick her up is Jacob but what will happen when Jacob leaves her? Will she cope with being alone? {I do not own any of Stephanie Meyer characters or plots only my characters and the plots I make up}

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.