They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"You've already tasted my blood," I said rolling my eyes at them. "Your not sucking me dry right now are you? You're in control." The twins gave a small smile. I grabbed Jeremiah's hair and turned his neck to me. I bit him and his unusually delicious bloodpooled into my mouth. He groaned and bit my above my breast, Aiden bit into the back of shoulder again. Jeremiah's hands played with the folds of my core, I felt Aiden shove two fingers into me roughly. I moaned aloud and release Jeremiah, but they continued to feed and pleasure me at the same time. He thrust his fingers into me over and over.He would slow down, then speed up. He repeated the process for a few minutes. They had fed on me for about ten minutes straight, they're not taking a lot of blood, I still feel relatively normal other than the fact that Aiden is inflicting this agonizing pleasure on me.I wanted him inside me, screw the fingers! they were only pissing me off, I don't want to be horny and pissed off. I looked back at Aiden and growled. "Are you going to fuck me or not?" He gave me a stunned look. I decided to push it a little further, I smiled at him and glanced at Jeremiah. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind sinking himself into my hot, sticky core." Jeremiah groaned."Oh please, oh please let me." He begged playfully grazing my nipples, the light tingly sensation had my body arching and my chest ended up pressed to his. I could feel his heart beat with mine. He grabbed my hair and kissed me, the moment our lips connected, Aiden shoved his full length into my awaiting mound. I had an orgasm right off-hand. He had only thrust into me one time but everything that let up to this moment had me on edge already.I flattened my body out on Jeremiah's, recovering from my sneaky explosion. Aiden continued to pump me, I dug my nails into Jeremiah's chest as I felt my orgasm build again.

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.