Alison is just a normal girl... Or as normal as you can grow up to be with a family that didn't really love you. As she discovers she is adopted, she starts to wonder where she could be from. As she wishes to be in the place she belongs in, she finds herself in none other than the Naruto world- some show about ninjas her cousin liked to watch back on Earth. Could she really be the person the scroll says? Follow Alison as she meets all of Konoha's crazy and unique ninjas, while starting to become quite a ninja herself.

You don't fall in love with your best friend. Especially if he has a girlfriend. A girlfriend who is drop- dead gorgeous and has a sophisticated British accent. But that's exactly what happens to Jade Tucker. When her best friend Alexander Carter comes back home after almost 8 years the last thing she expected was for him to have a girlfriend. Now her life is in a mess. She's is in love with her best friend who's getting engaged. And he wants to be Just Friends. Or does he? A story of friends, family and love!!

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)