Life is going good for Harry and his friends. Until they discover Starkid, who seems to have made a parody musical of his life! *Harry Potter and its related characters belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. **A Very Potter Musical belongs to Team Starkid Written By: Matt Lang, Nick Lang and Brian Holden Songs By:Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Billee and her 9 besties are all in the Diamond sky pack (rivals of the Ruby sea pack). They each have a secret that they have kept from each other forever maybe even 2 secrets. They come to many obstacles such as each other’s secrets, war with the Ruby sea pack and little things that could trigger heartbreak, pain, suffering and lost. Through all the hardship will their friendship prevail?

What happen's when two people who have never meet each-other in their lives, are forced to work with each other, to assassinate the one boy band that the whole population of teenage girls are obsessed with? Riley and Ashton must work under the order's of their boss, Drake. Drake's orders are to seduce One Direction and assassinate them, silently. As painful it is to Riley to kill One Direction, Riley is tempted to keep Liam to herself and tell Drake that she's killed him. While on the other hand Ashton is thinking of ways of how to kill them, Which knife out of her collection...Yes she has a collection of knives...to kill them with and practicing what she's gonna say to them when she kills them. Drake assigns Riley and Ashton one British boy band, super star at a time, and within a certain amount of time they have to be dead, or Drake assassinates them himself. The prize to killing the boy Band, is big enough to not work for the rest of your life. Ashton sees this...case... as the dream job of her life, ever since she found out One Direction existed, she's wanted to dice them up into pieces. Where as Riley likes listening to their music, but isn't a 1D fan, or a Directioner. Riley does like Liam, just a tiny bit, well maybe a bit more than like... So i guess shes a Liamdarian. But how does these two strangers get along, fighting beside each other, on a mission to kill One Direction? Will a love story unravel between One Direction, Riley and Ashton? All that Riley and Ashton know is that they need to pick them off One by One.

[OLD VERSION.] PLEASE be aware that these eight chapters are not up to date. However, I did not want to delete these because they are the original. All new updates will be posted onto the new version, which you can find on my profile. --- What if you had the power to give even the hottest guys at your school advice on love…without them having to know that it’s you? Would you use it for good? At Ana Davis' high school, there's an anonymous person known as Mickey. Mickey helps the students of Duncan High with their problems, which mainly revolve around their love life. Ana never found this "Mickey" person remotely interesting...that is until she unexpectedly finds herself taking the job as the replacement one.

Tori lives alone with her brother Daniel. There parents work 24/7 so they never see them. They just moved and now Tori has to go to a new school. Shes been to many schools before, but what happens when Tori meets the schools bad boy Derrick. Will she bow down to him like the rest of the school or will she have a brain and realise that he is just A BOY FIND OUT

Alcatraz is the most feared and most terrifying prison in the world. Not even the craziest person wishes to go there. But when Teresa Holice, a murderer from a NY prison, demands to be taken to Alcatraz, everyone believes the woman lost it. Now, she's in a prison of all of the worst men in history and she doesn't know what to expect.

Shawna Roberts is the girl that every guy turns to when they need a fake date, a fake girlfriend, a fake fling to make some other girl jealous, a fake couple photo to send to their parents... Shawna's pretty much seen it all. But no matter what they pay her for, everything she does has one common factor: it's all fake. That doesn't make being their paid girl much easier, though. Adam Ferrell is the campus heartthrob with the appearance of a god, an ego the size of Canada, and worshiped by everyone to monumentally ridiculous proportions. In Shawna's mind, it's a miracle his head fits through his shirt every morning. Yet despite their instant dislike for one another, Adam and Shawna each need what the other can offer. When Adam unexpectedly pushes into Shawna's life with a business deal, she's torn between her feelings and her sense of duty, which protects a secret she has kept for years, from even those closest to her. And as the two begrudgingly get to know each other, masks start slipping and secrets come spilling out, forcing each of them to confront some of their darkest moments and deepest fears.

Maddy has the worst life in the history of the world. Her Dad abandoned her family when she was young,Her sister June died from cancer and has a drunk mum who smokes and dosen't give a dam about her. Maddy Had to take care of herself and her mum. The only people that cared about her was her friends. She thought her life would never change until one day when 5 idiots came into her life and turned her whole world upside down but lets just say the 5 idiots arnt so lucky to have her when they find out that Maddy and her friends can...... REALISE THERE AWESOME NINJA POWERS