Not all homestucks May have said this but I promise you. most of you have

Jess is an extremely awesome internet nerd, she prides herself on her extensive fandom knowledge, but her most popular and favorite fandom is the Homestuck fandom. But one night, when Jess gets a little too sleepy while doing what she does best, sitting in front of her computer, she may make a mistake that's way too ridiculous to think about. Now she has a sticky keyboard, a strange goop she can't even identify making the keys stick......and oh yeah, one of the Alpha kids from Homestuck is eating toast on her couch. With the power to summon the worlds of Alternia and Beforus to her world, by accident of course, she has to find a way to shove everything back where it belongs. But can she accomplish this while everyone that inhabited the world of her favorite online comic is popping up in random places and there's a seriously pissed of Jack Noir on her ass? Not to mention there may have been something out of place in the first place.

Tell me the story of two brothers who wrecked the world with their own hands.

everyone has one so why the fudge not I do not own homestuck

All that Eridan wanted was for Cronus to be quiet for a little bit. Looks like Cronus had the same idea.

The title says all :DD

Her name was Damara Megido, and she was never too good at love. Playing boys like fiddles and hopping from one bed to the next, she didn't need a long-time lover and never felt like settling down. Those who tried to win her heart were left as just another used up tool without a purpose in her life. Love and flushed feelings were a waste for her, and she used slutty simplicity and constant compliments to keep her going through her sweeps. Never had she thought that she would be caught in a web of lies as she was, though that web was her entire life. And some may ask what happened to her? Well, a sweet southern cowboy walked in the door.

(07/23/20) dont read this i beg of you. every time i get an email about a comment on this story, i get filled with dread.