Mark doesn't care who the person is. He'll take what he can get and kill them. Never giving mercy. On the other hand, Sean has never murdered an innocent pedestrian. Instead of taking their lives, he takes their valuables instead. Both love to steal. Both dislike one another. Well that's not particularly true. Mark has a cold heart. Not only Sean is warming that heart of steel but he's also 'stealing' it too.

A collection of random little bits of fanfic of Mark and Jack that I've written over time. Snippets can range from fluff to angst to smut, and everything in between. I'll put warnings and whatnot at the beginning of each piece.

"you always call me pretty and it makes me angry because i like when you call me pretty, but you shouldn't be calling me pretty, and i think there's a part of you that knows you shouldn't" "i'm sorry" "it's okay-" "no I mean i'm sorry you feel that way, if i see something pretty, or see something that i like, i'm going to acknowledge that, because beautiful things deserve to know they're beautiful, i couldn't care less what gender you are, you're fucking stunning, and i hope there's a part of you that knows i'm right" [a story in which an egocentric irish boy named jack always thought he was straight until this sanguine and facetious boy from his schools basketball team suddenly obtained the confidence to tell him he was really pretty]

~COMPLETED~ Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. Because life is Simple. ...Right?

Jack's life wasn't going in the best direction. His girlfriend had just dumped him, all his 'friends' were to busy to talk to him, and his YouTube channel was going through a hard time right now. One day, Jack gets an email from a friend. It's a link. The link leads to a website titled 'Google IRL'. The website states that they will pay anyone willing to try out their new product. Jack decides to go with it, figuring he could use the extra money. Little does he know that that decision would change his life forever (Warning: possible future smut. I will add other warnings at the top of each chapter if it comes to that.)

Authors note: the fact that this shit story has 9K+ reads has me shitting my pants. I've never watched jacksepticeye nor markiplier. I was dared to write this story by a friend and it wasn't supposed to go far. In conclusion, no I will not be continuing it since this is just for jokes. Sorry to the people who took this seriously. Sean or as he prefers to be called Jack, he works at your local Apple Store. He also shares a small home with his friend Felix. Felix though is planning to move out so he could settle in with his girlfriend. And before he does so, he tries to hook Jack up with someone so he won't be completely lonely when Felix moves out. The only problem is Jack is afraid to commit to a relationship. He's afraid they might not accept him for who he is. Jack is ace. ((Story is done in Jacks POV))

Two YouTubers from two different countries. They have never thought of each other more than best friends. But what happens when they have to share the same hotel room? Will they develop feelings for each other, or will it turn into a catastrophe?

Prince Mark Fischbach would do anything to live as a townsperson, but how far is he willing to go? Scruffy country boy Sean would do anything to meet the prince and to get inside the palace, but at what cost?

In the Heavenly Worlds there are Angels that roam about Heaven and Hell. Heaven Angels and Hell Angels must work together to maintain balance of good and evil in the world, but such things as Love and Friendship between the races is forbidden. At Celestial High School there are Demons like Mark, Bob, and Wade forced to be in classes with goody two-shoes Angels like Jack, Felix, and Ken. When a fight breaks out in class between the 6 they are all forced to work together to create a project on the History of Demons and Angels to present to the entire school at the end of the month as punishment. But what happens when Jack and Mark realize their hate for each other is really the exact opposite? (NO SMUT)

two of the worlds most famous youtubers jacksepticeye and markiplier find themselves wrapped up in some pretty complicated situations, sean has to deal with heartbreak and mark has some pretty worrying things to face too. the pair work together to overcome these things, so through pain, passion and promises, septiplier occurs.