Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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Kass is trapped in a life she never wanted for herself. The man she fell in love with turned out to be a lazy good for nothing womanizer. Night after night kass comes home to Jaden's physical mental and verbal abuse. She's tried to leave in. the pass but somehow he always finds her. Each day she decides things will get better. Then one day Jaden beats her for the last time. Kass decides death is the only way out and she's not the one being buried. Ray and Roc are childhood friends trying to make a name for themselves. They have been working corners, proving their loyalty to the streets and waiting for their big break. When they finally very a chance to prove themselves, they quickly climb up a ladder and find themselves working for top dogs. Everything happens do fast they end up on opposite sides of the fence and become enemies. Ray and kass meet under unfortunate circumstances, but they instantly connect and fall in love. Kass is pulled into Ray's street world full of lies and revenge. Ray and Roc are constantly against each other, and the friendship seems to be lost forever. Will the both of them rekindle their friendship without Ray having to lose Kassandra?

Shawna Roberts is the girl that every guy turns to when they need a fake date, a fake girlfriend, a fake fling to make some other girl jealous, a fake couple photo to send to their parents... Shawna's pretty much seen it all. But no matter what they pay her for, everything she does has one common factor: it's all fake. That doesn't make being their paid girl much easier, though. Adam Ferrell is the campus heartthrob with the appearance of a god, an ego the size of Canada, and worshiped by everyone to monumentally ridiculous proportions. In Shawna's mind, it's a miracle his head fits through his shirt every morning. Yet despite their instant dislike for one another, Adam and Shawna each need what the other can offer. When Adam unexpectedly pushes into Shawna's life with a business deal, she's torn between her feelings and her sense of duty, which protects a secret she has kept for years, from even those closest to her. And as the two begrudgingly get to know each other, masks start slipping and secrets come spilling out, forcing each of them to confront some of their darkest moments and deepest fears.

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"It's so simple," I say. "All we have to do is pretend we're in love with each other. You know, hold hands, share Eskimo kisses and all that crap. And at the same time, we'll destroy Jackson and Kristina's relationship. Make them think that their not right for each other. And next thing you know, you'll have Kristina, and I'll have Jackson, and everything will be how its supposed to be. Are you with me?" "Fine, I'll do it." He leans in close to my ear. "But don't get too attached. Remember this relationship is strictly business."

The last we heard of Destiny, she was left crying behind her school building and pregnant, while Trey was going to Julliard, a performing arts school in New York, to pursue his dreams. Three years later, Trey returns to California and plans to open up the dance studio he's always dreamed of and get back the love of his life. But when he gets back, he's hit with a surprise; Destiny is a mother and happily taken. Or is she? They say it's 'Hard To Forget' your first love. Is this couple the perfect example? (Book two: Sequel to HTG)

One day, Zonnique goes to a wild spring break party. The next day, she wakes up inside of a mental home. Her parents rule her "suicidal", placing her into a home for patients in need. But these patients are crazier than she thought. One by one, she is forced to face and deal with what these nurses call "people". However, what will happen when she's forced to face these facts? Will she become one of them, or will she stick to her MENTALITY?

Can thugs really find love? change their ways? See the light? Well read "Our Thugs " to find out!

Jacob Perez is the school's bad boy/player, who gets what he wants, when he wants. Nia is a quiet girl who hates it when attention is drawn towards her. What happens when the two of them are put together..