"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.

Best/worst memories so far in my

This new organisation, The Gay Project, has come up with a way to prove to people that being gay is not a choice. They picked eight straight different men from different part of the world and took them to an island they own. Of course, the men don't know this but we do. So for survival before help comes, they will be given tasks and be living off the rewards. At first it would be simple because we are giving them time to form a bond before things start to get steamy and very gay. The Gay Project will prove to you audience that in good times and bad, love always finds a way to bring two people together. But will it be able to bring at least two straight men or make all of them gay? I mean, it is a gay project. [May contain scenes with Strong language, Violence and Mature Content. Viewers discretion is advised]

Jenny O'Brian, Tyler Steve, James O'Brian, Casey Peters and Andrew Timings alone are already too much to deal with on their own. Jenny and Tyler are the best of friends and remain that way throughout their lives. Suddenly, both their lives take a sudden turn when Jenny's Gay brother, James, returns home and a new girl, Casey Peters transfers to their school. New feelings are developed and that's when none other than Andrew Timings decides to come into the mix with an interesting suggestion. "Girl crush Monday", this is a simple game that he came up with. But, is it 'only' a simple game with not strings attached?

"Rose, I'm sorry, but your eyesight will be gone by the end of this year." Who knew one simple sentence could change a life so drastically? Rose is a normal seventeen year old girl with a normal life, normal friends, and what she thought to be normal vision. When she receives the news her vision is slowly deteriorating, she doesn't know what to think. Her life is over. What's a life without being able to see? Enter Chace, a young man who tackled Rose to the ground, mistakingly thinking she was about to commit suicide. He's handsome, suave, and has no idea why Rose is so upset. And even though she is a complete stranger, he decides he wants to help her feel better. With four months until her vision is gone forever, Rose slowly falls in love with this happy-go-lucky young man, but never reveals her problem to him. She's scared. Will he stay with her when he finds out she's going blind? Or will he ditch her when he finds out the truth?

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

This is my amazing book of fandom quotes. These are from pretty much anything however I usually do children and young teen books as well as Disney and other movies. So if you love your fandoms please read my book. I hope you like it. Current rating:- 13th Highest rating:- 2nd in Random as of 25/10/15

[first book in the 'sad' series] highest ranking: #8 on short story (omg what. thank u so much. this means a lot. i love you xx) note: if you don't read girlxgirl stories and you don't like them, then don't read this. you don't need to hate (: all rights reserved. © calumisnotasian (2015)

Dear Diary, Life's a bitch. Tyler NightLock is a closeted gay boy who starts the 7th grade and is only worried about making it all the way through the middle school so in 9th grade he can "explore the endless possibilities of being out of closet gay boy. " But his plan to survive middle school will have to wait when a boy named Demetrius moves in across the street with his gay parents along with himself, who is openly gay. But when his friends find him hanging out more and more with Demetrius will they start to find out his secret? Also what will Demetrius say when he finds out Tyler is gay too, will his feelings change towards him.? Like Tyler says there's always problems with being gay at 13. *** Cover By: @wannagobackstage