"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Levy McGarden is your typical bookworm, nerd, geek or anything that crosses that line. She is small and what you call innocent, everyone at school loves her cheerful nature, she's not exactly popular but nice to be around. Gajeel Redfox is your typical bad ass, he's in a gang and everyone at school fears him. He's tall, muscular and if looks could kill, you would be running but there is something about Gajeel no one knows about. But what happens when little Levy runs into Gajeel himself? will she cower in fear or do the exact opposite? What will Gajeel's gang do? What will Levy's friends do? Read to find out Disclaimer- I don't own any of the characters, Hiro Mashima does, I only made up a few characters to fit in this story :) #41 in Gajevy - 2017-2018 (Most impressive ranking) #201 in GaLe

{Original FTT} Fairy Tail characters texting each other! I hope you enjoy~! DISCLAIMER: Fairy Tail and all related characters are owned by Hiro Mashima. [NEW PASTEL COVER!!!!]

Lucy has no clue who the band Fairy Tail is. Then one day, she encounters one of the band members of Fairy Tail. Will she get to know the band better? Fairy tail AU

Natsu Dragoneel is Captain of the notorious Fairy Tail crew, causing trouble everywhere. Lucy Heartfillia is the Captain of the Sea Police, searching and looking for Fairy Tail to finally imprison them. Her father, former captain of the Sea Police, had passed away while obsessively trying to capture Fairy Tail, and Lucy wants to continue his work. Finally, a showdown between the two. It's what Lucy wanted, right? But with things suddenly not going as planned, and now being a prisoner aboard the Fairy Tail, can these two enemies, one a fiery hot-head outlaw the other a goody-two-shoed, police captain with a strong grudge, get along? And maybe find forbidden love? Find out in "A Pirate Tail". Highest Ranking: #60 in fanfiction Cover by @InfiniteMoonlight12

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

So Fionna has somehow managed to get zapped into a fairytale. Wait, no, scratch that, SEVERAL fairytales. She's not a character pawn, etc, she KNOWS who she is, how she got there, and HATES it. Not to mention, the Ice Queen screwed it up! Someone else is in there, (in and out, actually. Lucky...) and the fairytales seemed convinced that HE is her 'Prince Charming'! Besides- the description is only for the first 7-ish chapters. They haven't even gotten to the Vampire Kingdom yet.

BETWEEN SASSY GOATS AND SKELETON/ROBOT RIVALRIES AND A SNAPPED PAPYRUS GOLLY GEE I WONDER WHAT CAN GO WRONG. ALSO HOLY HELL FRISK WHERE DO YOU STORE ALL THAT AIR Highest Rank: #4 in Random Undertale belongs to Toby Fox ! Cover Art RENDER belongs to me! Original Art Belongs the Undertale Team !

What if Phantom Lord wasn't defeated by Fairy Tail? What if Phantom Lord won? This is the account of a parallel universe in which Phantom Lord beat Fairy Tail in battle. Gajeel Redfox, the evil, monstrous, most powerful wizard in Phantom Lord claims his prize for winning, and the prize is Fairy Tail's bookworm, Levy McGarden.

My first book, Fiolee: A Love Story. Please comment! :) Fiona is a 16 year old adventuress who loves to take down monsters. She was never fazed by guys except one named PG. But what happens when he breaks her heart? Fiona must recover and go on many adventures and fend off danger on her main adventure of finding true love. But what if its not that hard? When Fiona's old friend Marshal returns from Washington, Fiona believes she might have found love again. Will they be together? Will PG return? Read about Fiona's breakup and more in Fiolee: A Love Story. PS: Don't forget to leave comments. I love them! :)