❝HELP HELP HELLLP!❞ ❝Hello, this is the Fine Apple market, and no, we are not an Apple knockoff store; how may I help you?❞ ❝Well, someone just stole my phone.❞ ❝Sorry, what?❞ ❝You asked how you could help me.❞ ❝...Oh.❞ ◽︎◾︎◽︎ in which a jittery workaholic who realizes she needs help and an antisocial beach bum who doesn't realize he needs help both find help. short story #22 copyright © 2016 by rosecoloredsoul. all rights reserved. cover by @robinwithouthoodie

Probably won't be funny, Probably won't be cute, Probably won't be worth it. WARNING! Don't read unless you want to be confused at 😈Good Luck

Before he can say anything else I jump up from the ground and start to sprint. I run successfully for a half a second when a hand grips my waist. Everything happens so fast and the next thing I know I am thrown over his shoulder Shrek style. I respond with a shriek. "What are you doing?!" I scream angrily. He responds calmly, "I gave you a choice." I punch his shoulders, "I hate you! I can't believe I ever thought you were attractive! You are psycho!" *** Even though she is surrounded she had always felt inexplicably lonely. She had always craved something, but she didn't know what it was. Slate was the same way. But he never believed that some girl could fill whatever hole was empty. Especially not a mortal girl. It never crossed his mind that it would be this girl that would mess everything up for him either. This isn't your stereotypical paranormal.

Long story, short...I was kidnapped. By a man that was so obsessed with me that he murdered my parents just to get me to be his. He is possessive, temperamental, and crazy. Wait no, it's more like delusional, insane, psychotic, ect. Anyway, you get the picture. I'm doomed. There, I think that sums it up nicely. One thing I know that is certain. I will Never Stop Fighting. Who would have thought this would happen and how can I escape?

Boy finds girl's number in bathroom stall. Girl thinks boy's a freak. Somehow, they end up being what they both need over a series of phone calls and conversations.

[Text Talk Sequel] Unknown: Hey Angelica! I remembered I save this lol You: I'm not Angelica. I think you done got goofed, you poor soul (-: Unknown: Darn it. She must have given me the wrong number on accident You: Right. "On Accident". • • • Kylee Carson is a college student who, by chance, received a text message that would alter her life and make her see and feel things she never had before. Her life was pre-determined and, supposedly, set in stone. She couldn't have possibly seen it coming when reality crashes through and one certain person manages to undo years of plans and ideas her mother had so viciously burned into her brain. No, Dennis wasn't in any of her mother's plans. He was a force of nature that would change them.

two strangers. two eccentric personalities. two large, lonely hearts. and one anonymous chatroom. | completed 2k14 | | cover by @obsessions- |

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

After stumbling upon a murder, Quinn Reilly is placed under a witness-protection program. But things spiral out of control when Alpha Jed Trevino shows up, claiming to be both the murderer and her mate. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2015 by Noelle N.

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