The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

Freak (Troyler AU)

What if you could hear them? The thoughts they deigned not reasonable enough to say out loud, the things not suitable for even a giggly teenage gossip conversation. Would it be a blessing or a curse? Troye, the unlucky teenager bestowed with this 'gift', thinks of it as a curse, with good reason. Do you know how hard...

Binge

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to...

Jaspar vs Troyler

Jaspar and Troyler are both the cutest couples at West Coast Academy. Thing is Joe and Troye hate each other after a fight that happened between the two once best friends. After one mistake from both couples they are forced to room together to work out their "differences" But when Caspar gets a note one day he is forc...

The Midnight Man (Troyler)

"Hello." He hissed out of the corner of the dark room, I dared to call mine. He sounded distant, but I still cowered to direct my attention towards him. I soon felt cold air on the back of my neck, forcing me to turn around. His eyes were red like flames, clothes disheveled and torn. Even though his soul appeared dark...

The Best Comebacks, Burns, Disses and Insults Of All Time (Funny Comebacks & Insults)

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