Just a bunch of funny/cute/corny pick up lines. For both boys and girls;) WARNING INCOMING SEXUAL LINES! Do not read if you are a pure smol bean!

In the name of the father (Minato) The son (Naruto) And the holy spirit (Jiraya) Ramen Random things about anime. cover by dinolux

They wouldn’t give up their bruises if it meant the world. This is the story of Romano and the pain he suffered for one person. * * * B R U I S E S SPAMANO

You're in love with the vampire king, Marshall Lee. But all he ever does is bully you and pull pranks in you. But what happens when a prank goes to far? What happens when your best friend turns into your enemy? [I did not draw the cover photo and I do not own any of the characters in this story. The characters belong to Cartoon Network. I simple just wrote a fanfiction using them. No disrespect is intended to the artist of the cover photo and the author(s) of the characters.]

Nat and Mason have been friends with Mary for years, but never talked. When the attractive and outgoing Mason finally strikes up conversation with awkward Nat, the two quickly begin to grow closer. But Mason begins to realize that Nat is full of secrets, and nothing is ever as easy as it seems.

Travis Blake and Gavin Drake have been best friends since they were infants. They share an impossibly close bond and know everything about each other, except for one little thing. Gav doesn't know that Trav is secretly gay and deeply crushing on him. Trav, sick of being secretive and prompted by his friend Gage, decides to become open about his sexuality. But that's when thing get even more confusing. There's Rose: The straight, pretty, independent girl who likes Trav. Gage: The short, perverted, bad tempered asshole who likes Trav. Alex: The shy, cute, secretly gay boy who likes Trav. And then clueless Gav, who shows no romantic interest in Trav. With senior ball coming up, Trav must decide whether he will move on to someone new, or continue being hopelessly in love with his best friend.

Alfred F. Jones, also known as the United States of America. The lovable idiot who could be seen with a smile constantly on his face, while laughing and eating a hamburger. or is he? Anorexic!Selfharm!America May or may not have a ship!

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I've just fallen in love with you. what is your name, and please tell me you're gay?