H EEY Here's a collection of drabbles for my Alfred muse. They have no connection to eachother -- They might be good to check out if you're REALLY into Alfred F. Jones and just want chunks of RP I do with him and concept writing for AUs done in the timespan of anywhere from 10 minutes to a week. Sincerely hope you enjoy these. GENERAL WARNINGS: Contains a mildly suffering Alfred, very light angst and *GASp* SWEAR WORDS. Also maybe sex. Cover art made by my cousin over at alplue.tumblr.com. Chill. I have permission.