[Edited Version] "We only read erotica," Fiona said with a straight face. "Come again?" I asked, clutching my copy of Jane Eyre to my chest. I suddenly felt like a girl who'd come to a fancy-dress party dressed as herself. "Oh, come on, Janelle," Fiona smiled, pulling my hand and leading me into the room. The light in the library was dimmed to a dull glow, and then I heard a man's voice reading: "I entered her from behind, squeezing the taut skin of her buttocks and driving myself even deeper, until..." Somewhere in the dark, I heard moans of pleasure and the unmistakable yowl of a climax... [Cover by @headfullofstars]

*This is a FREE book with PAID exclusive chapters* [The Dad I'd Like to F*ck] "You should be careful," Devin said calmly, bending over to scoop Rory into his arms. "This bathtub can get incredibly slippery." "So I noticed," she said dryly. Mortified, she noticed how erect her nipples were. They stabbed the air like tiny knives of arousal and she was positive that Devin had noticed. "I think I can walk now," she said quickly. To her relief, he set her on the ground and reached for her towel. "This is the second time I'm rescuing you," he said, in that quiet way Rory was beginning to recognise as his annoyed tone. "Let's not make it a habit." Rory tightened the towel around herself, wincing from the motion. "I slipped in the tub. Hardly a rescue." A dirty look crossed his face. "I haven't had sex in two years, Rory. Consider yourself rescued..." He turned to leave "...from me." She was speechless. For starters, this had been the longest conversation she'd ever had with Devin Shaw and, secondly, she was positive that he wasn't as crazy as he let everyone believe he was...

When Hermione's magic pulls her away from her friends and Hogsmeade village to the top of a hill, the decision she makes will open her eyes, shining a new light on the world around her - a very hot light. With a lot of learning and some extra homework, she will learn that some people are FAR more than they seem. She may even find love in an unexpected place. **Slow-ass Updates** Set in Hermione's 6th year, beginning the weekend after her birthday. As she was already a year older than the boys to begin with and assuming she gained a year with the use of the time-turner, she is 18 at the commencement of this story. Just as you should be if you're reading it 😑 SS/HG/LM - Probably low/no slash in the main triad, but there is another homosexual pairing (or two?) BDSM - Fairly light, but may become more intense. (Don't try any of this stuff at home unless you and/or your partner(s) are experienced and know what they're doing.) **DISCLAIMER** All recognisable characters and settings are property of J.K. Rowling and her people and/or their respective owners - Thanks for letting me play in your sandbox, Jo. I only own the plot and some characters and settings. I am not responsible for any harm that may come to those who try to reenact scenes of this story - I've already told you not to, so don't blame me if you get hurt. **This story is also published to AO3 and will soon be on Fanfiction.net too**