A collection of yo mama jokes from yo mama so fat to yo mama so poor!!! I promise it will be the most hilarious book you've ever read.Your face will look like this when your done reading

FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...

you and your bestfriend Saeli ( Say-Lei) live in the underground. Knowone would think that you two sweet girls are the undergrounds most deadliest and most wanted. One day Levis squad is sent down to get you, you have a choice be punished once and join the scouts or be puinised for life and be turned in to the Military Police. Which will it be Y/N. Can you keep in your little secrets. or will it explode in your face? Alright pansies read this please: So this is under some hard editing, reader is a neko, Reader has a more childish personality, she smiles a lot and laughs. No lemon in here go somewhere else. This is not gendernutal sorry... I DONT OWN AND OF THE CHARACTERS except for my OC charters. ORIGINAL STORY GOES TO THE AUTHOR OF ATTACK ON TITAN.

You and Eren have known each other forever. When shinganshina is breached you loose each other. You believe he's dead and him you. what will happen when you both join the cadets. ( Disclaimer: I do not own attack on Titan or its characters)

This is my second Levi x Reader Hope you enjoy

[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought he was real; only stories told at school to freak people out. And now that he's come into her life, she'll discover just why she's so special. Monsters, killers, wraiths, and supernatural entities--how special can one get? There will be love, and loss, and triumph, and hope, all for a greater purpose: The human realm needs a protector, and that's Elizabeth. --- [S E Q U E L : Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)] *****-1st Place in Jeff the Killer-***** Cover art by: Asur-Fallinplim on deviantArt Disclaimer: Most, if not all, CreepyPastas presented throughout this story do not belong to the author. All credit goes to the original creators of those characters, anonymous or not.