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Sophie Parker is a regular high school girl. She's not a all A student, but she's in the middle. She has a annoying little brother, that won't leave her alone. Her life changes, when she meets Alex Smith, a boy her age who moves right next door. What will this story turn into? Will it be good or bad? P.S. MAY be inapp...
Cliche. I know I know. Bad boy meets the nerd. But hey this story may just be not cliche enough yet still cliche to meet your likings. Meet Lennon. Obviously, the nerdy girl. She mostly keeps to herself. Sits in the back of the room with her hair always covering her face. Her bulky glasses frame her face largely but s...
With their past behind them Corey and Jasmine are heading to college. Corey becomes part of the football team which is slowly consuming him. The cheerleaders seem to be getting under his skin and Jasmine fears she is loosing him. But when a Mysterious boy who seems to be an enemy starts helping her will she fall in lo...
Jasmine Foster is pretty much a teachers pet or Good Girl. Jasmine is a straight A student and never misses classes like ever. All of this goes pear-shaped when Corey Anderson, the schools Bad Boy and player falls for her. Jasmine also finds herself falling for him too. But can Jasmine change a Bad Boy? Or will she an...
"Can the bad boy be loved?" "Can the good girl be naughty?" He said "Let's play a game" "Okay" "The games is whoever falls in love first loses...ok" "Ok deal If I'm living with you I can make you fall for me fast. Cupcake"he said with a wink
"He's a player. Be careful. You might need to tame this bad boy." Copyright @ KayxMic 2014 | All rights reserved
"Do you know how bad I want to kiss you?" He asked. What did he just say? "Uh.." "But I can control myself." He leaned back. *Mallory Walls lives in a foster home. She never met her parents. She's a shy, innocent, insecure 17 year old girl. She doesn't have much friends. No, she doesn't have anybody. She's independent...
This is a story about a girl name Janae who gets bullies by four including her true love name ROC
Selena is new to the town she goes to her dance class and to her surprise the teacher is a boy!
Scarlett's mate just rejected her for not being as skinny as the other girls at plaxy high. Her brother is an ass and both her parents are dead there in nothing left for her so she makes the easiest desition she ever had to make. She runs away. She runs into a new packs territory and trains to become better than ever...
It started out as a social experiment. What if I, the most quiet and timid girl in school, tamed the bad boy next door? Everyone says that it's impossible to tame a bad boy, and I want to prove them all wrong.
Nerdy, Smart, Shy, Non popular Bethany Chamber is flying have way across the world to start a new life with her Dad and her sister but what happens when the schools bad boy turns out to live next door. Just when she thought she could never get notice she starts getting notes in her locker from the bad boy and his frie...
Katie Johnson was the kind of girl that no one noticed and sits all the way at the back of the class and ones she goes home she would start studying people laughed at her and called her a nerd but she didn't care she wanted to have a good future. But what if one day she bumped into Alexander West the bad boy of the sc...
"Then I'll kick your ass," I said he just started laughing at me. "Baby you can't beat me up your like a stick compared to me," he said. He is right but I wouldn't tell him that. "If you don't move then I'll kick your ass," said another person. I looked over Jack's shoulder and saw him. The Bad Boy. Zoey is a 17 year...
There is this girl named Edith Prior. She is your average 16- year old girl. One day, she has neighbors moving in next door. Their son, Joey Smith is going to transfer at her school the day after they move in! She doesn't know what to do. He's perfect but very irritating. How will her life go on? But that's not all. A...
When she was younger she was that shy, weak, poor, pathetic little girl that no one really cared about. She has been abused, bullied, and used. She ran away at the age of 14, now she is back. She is different, stronger, prettier, and more dangerous. She's not the sweet, scared, and shy little girl anymore. She's 17 no...
Carson Eastwood once was the girl everyone made fun of. She was picked on for the typical things being fat,ugly, and a outcast. Even tho she's always done sports she still was picked on. It's now summer time and a month left until school and Carson has had enough and wants a change, but what comes with change? Re...
He is so obnixious, arrogant, self-confident, careless, mean, flirty... Who the hell he thinks he is? Acting all important, and pretending the bad boy...Ugh, I can't support him! And it's not enough to see his stupid face at school, I need to face it at home too...yeah, he is the guy living next door. - Lucy A...
"Mia," Mom suddenly speaks up, her voice honey coated sweet but I straighten abruptly at that tone. I know this tone very well. This is the deadly tone, exclusive to mothers. "Don't you have something to say to this young lad over here?" It takes me a moment to comprehend her words. "Oh." I say. "Oh... Um," I nervous...
Danae Larae Williams, 18 years old. About to graduate High School. Her best friends have been with her since grade school. Tyrone (Ty) Lamont Smith, 18½ years old. He's a player and a bad boy, he's had a thing for Danae since they were kids. So much drama, so much love. Will they have love or hate?
Selena Gomez is bullied by the school's hottie, Justin Bieber. One day when Selena gets bullied by Justin just enough, she does rather than less cut herself. She goes through days like that. When Justin one day catches her cutting herself, what will Justin do ? Keep bullying her? Or help her ? And maybe even fall in l...
I smelt the most amazing scent I followed it and saw my Stepbrother standing there all sexy like.... Wait!! BACK THE FUCKING TRUCK UP!! No MY STEPBROTHER CANT BE MY MATE!!!! Then I... Read the story to find out what she does
Lashaya Kane and Rhys Jackson have been best friends since birth. Their mother's were best friends in collage and they always got thrown together. When Rhys' band, Beautifully Disturbed, is discovered they become famous. Like really famous. He's always doing concerts and being followed by crazed fans. He soon goes on...
(Slowly editing - you have been warned) Want a cliche good girl and bad boy love story that makes you say "awww"? Then read this ****** Ruby is one of those carefree good girls that has the nice heart. People believe that her life is perfect. It's not. Her family issue are ones not to mess with. Then there's Ashton...
Meet Sophia Stone an straight A - student who has to go through bullying because of her weight. Sophia decides to leave the country and live with her auntie for awhile and get back into shape. Now Sophia is a hot badass who doesn't care about anything and looks completely different from what she looked like now, she l...