Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

I made this story private about three years ago because it sucks ass. But I'm going make it public again just for my own amusement. Peace out. Arielle Gould has always been a nobody... no one knows her name, her father abondoned her when she was young, he brother is a man-whore, and mother could care less. She has to face the facts. Her life sucks. Her best friend, Danny O'Neill, is the popular jock that everyone wants. When he kisses her and leads her to think that he has chosen her, what will she do? She doesn't want to jeopardize their friendship, but she has liked him for years. No, more than liked. Does she love him?