Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

This is the second book of my first book I hate Donald Trump. IF YOU GET OFFERED EASILY DO NOT READ THiS BOOK PLEASE. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT ON MY BOOK I DONT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENTS.

this is a tiny story about the life of a cow. nuff said

[Humour / Adventure] This is the story of a cat. A simple cat. Only a cat that's not important and that no one looks at twice. A cat that is intelligent and that wants some recognition. A cat that tells his perspective on human lives. A cat that only ever wanted some attention. A cat that was jealous of human beings. He lost everything. His family. His home. Even his girlfriend. That's me, The Cat. I don't understand anything about humans. They took everything away from me. And if you share this perspective, go on with reading. If you don't, you can just directly leave. Cats too are worth looking at. Cats too are sensitive. Cats have a life too. That's what this story is supposed to tell you. So if you didn't understand, just go away. [Cover by the amazing @Thestorycastle] [Completed & Editing - no major plot elements should be changed]

⭐✴Haiku Poems✴ ⭐ (I own the poems.. Don't steal..and sorry if they are not good)

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT SHIT ON MY BOOK PLEASE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENT. Ps. It's literally been two years since I've started this book and I'm still getting shit I'm honestly sHoOk ,but really I high key regret making this book like it was all fun and games two years ago but like now that I've grown tf up I was so stupid for making this book in the first place but there's nothing I can do now I spent too much time working on this book and a lot of tears reading the comments so I'm not taking it down. I'll just suck it up. 2023 update: I still hate him.